can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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