Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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