Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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