Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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