so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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