Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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