That's intense
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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