why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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