never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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