Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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