just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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