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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 8, 12 at 3:22pm

    Oddly, I find this kind of heartwarming. It's weird, but kinda romantic, in a way.

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 8, 12 at 7:23pm

    Smelt is a fish. It's smelled.

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    Submitted by sharkslayer11 on Feb 8, 12 at 3:20pm

    Your clothes smell like whore

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    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Feb 8, 12 at 4:37pm

    It's called a washing machine, check it out.

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 9, 12 at 8:14am

    Get under the covers and breathe through your nose, if you really want cumfort.

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    Submitted by lalalindz on Feb 9, 12 at 1:15am

    Isn't the act of 'smelting' something to do with metals...?

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    Submitted by peanut87 on Feb 8, 12 at 8:17pm

    Was his penis made out of metal?

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    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 8, 12 at 10:49pm

    did it also smell like the other three whores he nailed before you?

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    Submitted by porksword on Feb 8, 12 at 6:14pm

    Moe, Larry, CHEESE!

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    Submitted by MaximumFun on Feb 10, 12 at 2:18am

    Mmmm, ball sweat...like warm apple pie, but for slores.

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    Submitted by yogaboy0531 on Feb 8, 12 at 6:39pm

    Lol! A hot mess.. Kinda gross too.

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 9, 12 at 9:26am

    He should get that checked out...

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    Submitted by Marianasimon on Feb 9, 12 at 12:39pm

    Umm that's gross