wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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