How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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