I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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