My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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