Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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