I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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