Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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