either way he was missing a nipple.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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