I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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