i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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