what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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