i may or may not be watching the land before time
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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