Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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