Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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