Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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