I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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