im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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