hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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