I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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