I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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