Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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