I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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