How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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