what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize