gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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