Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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