I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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