South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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