Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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