i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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