Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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