no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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