So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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