Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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