You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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