Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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