I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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