I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
we should paint friendship bongs
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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