Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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